NATE: Gadzooks! I forgot to post this week's edition of the Creekification Sketch Blog!
[shuffles through a pile of nearby doodles]
NATE: These are all deplorable! There must be something I can post...
[pulls an old drawing from the trash can, brushes away peanut shells and chicken bones]
NATE: I suppose this will do... [clears throat] Good morning, folks! You're all looking lovely! Boy, have I got a treat for you this week! And no, it isn't something I just dug up at the last possible second!
NATE: Ta Da! A watercolor & ink drawing of a jumping hobo wearing his Sunday best whilst playing with a red yo-yo! Actually, this probably would've made more since if I posted it last week on St. Patrick's Day, what with the green suit and all...
[crickets chirp]
NATE: Well, that's all the time we have today, folks! Come back next week and witness even more of my expansive brilliance!
[throws brain in garbage can, heads out to clock in for another 8 hour shift]
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