Creeking More In The ATL (with your host Nate Creekmore) Episode #12

I'm not from Atlanta, but I live here, and (because I live here) people who don't live here ask me, "Creek, what's Atlanta really like?"  I don't know what Atlanta is really like, but if you'd like to know what it's like for me I invite you to sit back and enjoy another episode of "CREEKING MORE IN THE ATL (with your host Nate Creekmore)"!!!

[just a heads up, this one gets a little bit sexist towards the end]

In the city of Atlanta, every woman everywhere wears headphones at all times.

Like a lot of single men (men who find that they must make cold calls whenever they decide they'd rather not spend a Friday night alone), I rather abhor the ubiquity of headphones.

It makes the already difficult task of getting a female's attention all the more daunting.  But the other day, I had something of an epiphany.  I was at the 5 Points MARTA station waiting on a northbound train and I couldn't not notice the unusually attractive woman standing across the chasm...

She had on headphones (of course) but as I stood there, observing, I noticed that several of the men who walked past her said things to her.  Generally speaking, the kinds of things they said to her were the kinds of things most women would probably prefer not to hear.

...one guy said nothing at all and instead offered her a kind of leering, hungry look...

...and then there was the slightly less menacing (yet infinitely more awkward) approach demonstrated by the man who stood just a little too close and fumbled about in his mind for the right pickup line to use...

But as long as she had on those headphones, she could ignore the entire spectacle.  It was just her and her music, existing together in her mind; in a place where men didn't regard her as though she was a juicy piece of steak they'd like to have sex with.  In her mind, there were probably just rainbows and unicorns and those little dogs that fit as easily in a handbag as they would in a gerbil cage.

I should get one of those dogs.  I bet it'd make the game much easier...

There you have it folks, another exciting episode of "CREEKING MORE IN THE ATL (with your host Nate Creekmore)"!  Be sure and come back for the next installment where I promise not to be so presumptuous as to imagine what might go on inside the heads of beautiful strangers.