Rhinos And Such...

[SCENE:  Quaint village, early morning; a stout yeoman sprints to the square and begins frantically (yet joyfully) shouting and sounding the cast iron bell...]

YEOMAN:  Everyone!  It has happened!  There is new work on the Creekification Blog!

TOWNSWOMAN:  Truly?!

YEOMAN:  Certainly!  Each Monday morn' our spirits are renewed afresh with original artworks by Creekmore himself!

LOCAL BOY:  ...but are there any rhinos on this week's blog..?

YEOMAN:  Yes!  With storks!  At some kind of petting zoo!!

COW FARMER:  How about landscapes?  I like hastily sketched watercolor drawings of fancy chateaus.

YEOMAN:  Yes, yes, good sir!  Here's one based on a photograph of Chateau De Beyac in the Dordogne River Valley!

VILLAGE FRIAR:  Pray tell, is there an unfinished pencil drawing of a skinny person dancing with a penguin on the Creekification Blog..?

YEOMAN:  Of course!  And she holds an umbrella!

YEOMAN:  Why, there's always something for everyone on the Creekification Blog!

[the villagers begin dancing and laughing fitfully, their lives having been brightened by the goodwill of a man who creeks more than most]

Cheers.