This One Has An Ostrich In it

Okay, Creek fans, it's time to play an exciting game of Guess Which Element of This Ink Drawing Was Taken From One of Those Five Pound Fashion Magazines Filled With Photographs of Beautiful People With Blank Facial Expressions, Weird Clothes, and Overlong Limbs!  Here's how it works:  you tell me which part of this drawing is based on a magazine photograph.  Here's the drawing:

The first person to text me the correct answer wins...this:

A spoon!  Excited?  Of course you are!

Alright, here's our first text.  Let's see, it says' "Itz dat ostrige".

Nope.  Incorrect.

Here's another text.... "th mini crusader".

Nope.  Wrong.  Also, the word "the" has an "e" at the end.

"the ostritches flag iz it lol :]  ;}"

Incorrect, texter.  Try again.

"yo itz dat man w dat beerd"

Someone already guessed that, and they were as wrong as you.  Pay attention.

"the pigin ;{)"

What?  Where do you see a pigeon?  Are you even looking at the drawing?  You know what, the first person to text me a grammatically correct sentence (without any of those stupid emoticons in it) wins.

"Ur arts sux"

Okay, that's it.  We're done.  Contest over.  Was it seriously that difficult?  THE GIRL.  The girl with the black hair.  That was the correct answer.

Actually, I'm glad no one won.  I only have two of everything (2 forks, 2 plates, 2 bowls, etc...) so that spoon is pretty important.  Without it, me and the next person to spend the night at my place are waking up in the morning and fighting over who gets to eat Lucky Charms with a spoon (like a human) and who gets to eat with their fingers (like an infant).

Enjoy your week, folks.