Creeking More in the ATL (with your host Nate Creekmore) Episode #66

I'm not from Atlanta, but I live here, and (because I live here) people who don't live here ask me, "Creek, what's Atlanta really like?"  I don't know what Atlanta is really like, but if you'd like to know what it's like for me I invite you to sit back and enjoy another episode of CREEKING MORE IN THE ATL (with your host Nate Creekmore)!!!

[the case for underwear]

In the city of Atlanta... you know what?  I'm going to keep this one brief (pun).

I was buying groceries at the Kroger on Chamblee Tucker the other day and I saw something that horrified me, frankly.  I know the youngsters like to put on their skinny jeans and wear them much lower than their actual waists, but usually they have the courtesy to wear some kind of underwear.  Usually, I say, but not on that day...

No underwear at all.  Just a bare male butt hanging out in the supermarket in front of women and children and all kinds of decent hardworking folks.

So that's it.  The sagging pants trend is over.  You've taken it as far as it can possibly go.  I get it, you wanted to shock the non-young and you did it.  Congratulations.  Now pull your pants up, put your over-stimulated minds together, and come up with a decent fashion trend.

You know what would be really shocking?  If you pulled your pants all the way up.

Or maybe you could wear a second pair of jeans under the sagged pair, that way, instead of seeing a pair of drawers (or, God forbid, a bare butt), people would just see denim.

There you go, kids.  Two perfectly reasonable ideas.  Do us all a favor and put them to use.

There you have it folks, another exciting episode of "Creeking More in the ATL (with your host Nate Creekmore)"!!!  Be sure and come back for the next installment in which I blame all of the world's ills on poor parenting, bad dental hygiene, and a general lack of Jesus.