I'm not from Atlanta, but I live here, and (because I live here) people who don't live here ask me, "Creek, what's Atlanta really like?" I don't know what Atlanta is really like, but if you'd like to know what it's like for me I invite you to sit back and enjoy another episode of "CREEKING MORE IN THE ATL (with your host Nate Creekmore)"!!!
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In the city of Atlanta, I have this friend... we'll call him "Tate". Tate recently found out that he has health insurance, so he went to the local clinic for a routine physical. The doctor gave him some devastating news...
So Tate is out there, somewhere, getting weirder every day. If you happen to see him, don't approach him and try not to look him directly in the eyes. Just call the authorities and they'll take it from there. I don't know exactly what they'll do with him (in these cases, sometimes euthanasia is the most humane option), but it'll be for the best.
There you have it folks, another exciting episode of "Creeking More in the ATL (with your host Nate Creekmore)"! Be sure and come back for the next installment where I talk about Georgia peaches or something. I don't know.
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