Today I Had A Very Important Thought And I'm Going To Share It With All Of You All

(a thought about movies)

In movies, people have sexy scars with heroic stories behind them.  Vin Diesel, for example, is often in movies where he plays someone with a name like Renegade McLoosecannon or something and at some point in the movie, inevitably, his shirt falls off or gets stolen or maybe he just forgot to even put one on in the first place.  When this happens, you get to see all of the heroic back scars that he got while heroically doing something heroic.  Let's see how people respond...

Now let's contrast that with a similar real-life situation...

Remember folks, real life is not the movies.  Cheers.

[author's note:  There is very little chance that you will ever see me in a pool.  In the first place, I cannot swim or float or, as a last resort, breathe underwater.  Also, I'm scared of any amount of water large enough to accommodate the dimensions of a shark (regardless of whether or not there is actually a shark in it) and of women in bikinis]