It's kind of a shame, really. He worked so hard. Lebron is an exceptional talent and, besides that, he seems like a good guy, the kind of person who'd help an old lady cross the street.
...but I'm glad the Cleveland Cavaliers lost. Because any team that hires a player like Matthew Dellavedova doesn't deserve to win.
Look, I don't personally know Matthew Dellavedova, but based on the way he plays the game of basketball, I think it's safe to say that he is an awful person.
Matthew Dellavedova is the kind of person who'd donate a porcupine to a petting zoo.
Matthew Dellavedova is the kind of person who'd use the urinal right next to the one you're using even though there are several other urinals available.
Matthew Dellavedova is the kind of guy who'd offer you a bowl of M&Ms and as soon as you bit into a handful of them, you'd realize that he'd mixed in a bunch of Skittles.
You know how some people lock up their bicycles on a bike rack and take the front wheel with them to make sure that no one steals their bicycle? Matthew Dellavedova is the kind of guy who wouldn't steal the whole bicycle, he'd just take the back wheel.
Matthew Dellevadova is the kind of guy who'd pick YOUR nose.
He's just not a good person. He ruined Kyle Korver's knee, instigated an overblown confrontation with Al "Never Gets In Fights" Horford, and he probably enjoys Adam Sandler movies.
I mean, Matthew Dellevadova is the kind of guy who'd tell Lebron James that it's a good idea to co-star in one of Judd Apatow's romantic comedies.
Trainwreck indeed.
It's not too late, Lebron. There's plenty of room on the Hawks' roster. Just don't bring Dellevadova with you.
Cheers.
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